Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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