i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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