He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Randomize
