if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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