dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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