is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
