covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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