found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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