...so i touched it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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