If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
we're so committed to being not committed
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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