Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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