Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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