i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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