he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
