Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
