Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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