i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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