yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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