And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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