Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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