Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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