Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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