David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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