508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
