We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
