I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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