I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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