Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Houston, we have a squirter
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
