my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
