I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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