these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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