Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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