Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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