Don't you send me to vm
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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