I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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