Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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