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You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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