Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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