we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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