remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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