My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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