: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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