i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
are you so shy because you have an std?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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