Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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