im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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