is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
