More tranny stories later!
That's intense
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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