Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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