remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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