"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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